But, in the process of analyzing 50 cocks in shades of grey, the female gender doesn't stop to think about the plausible reality that the dick underneath may be a grower.
Long, short, thick, thin, circumcised, uncircumcised
If a penis fails to stand erect and proud in my presence, I better hope this floppy joe has a really good mouth because we all know it is impossible to play darts with wet spaghetti.
The contour of a cock perfectly rested against the left leg in athletic gear is just as good as ice cold water in the desert.
A man's dick print isn't exclusive to grey sweatpants.
Given a scenario like this, being a shower just seems more favorable. If a penis fails to stand erect and proud in my presence, I better hope this floppy joe has a really good mouth because we all know it is impossible to play darts with wet spaghetti. If I were a male though, I could only hope that I would have been born a shower. Having personally heard comments made by ex-boyfriends in relation to other dudes, I have reached the conclusion that guys side eye each other from time to time or flat out cop a solid glance at other dicks so that they can compare it to their own. But I have a theory that being a shower makes life a tad bit easier for a couple simple yet shallow reasons. Point being, if any given stranger were to ask me, what kind of penis do you prefer, my answer will always be "a hard one. Essentially, woman kill for a view like this and they allow their imaginations run wild when they catch a glimpse.